Thursday, June 25, 2009

Ya know how to keep a yankee from buyin the propitty nex ta ya?
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Don'tcha ...................
You tellum ya f... yr.... sheep....
If that don't work, you tell up ya f..... your cousin
If that don't work, you talk about your daughters
And they'll go away
If we'd a stuck to this philosophy,
We'd still own these beautiful Ozarks.

2 comments:

  1. Well, I think that might have made me pick a different neighborhood, but not sure I would have left the Ozarks completely, LOL. Maybe I just would have found a bigger piece of property, kinda like my own island. If your spread is big enough, it doesn't matter what your neighbors are doing.

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  2. P.S. This attitude (not necessarily by you in particular, but just the xenophoic and unfriendly attitude of the south in general) is the reason why we have a 5 - 10 year plan to move away. So, let's get the property values back up so that people can afford to move out!

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