Life ain't fair

Orlis says, you know, when we'us young I used to mess with them young girls and do like four hours a foreplay ... and I might get sum. Now that I'm an old man ya give me four hours a foreplay ... and ya might get sum. Life ain't fair, is it?

Ya know how to keep a yankee from buyin the propitty nex ta ya?
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Don'tcha ...................
You tellum ya f... yr.... sheep....
If that don't work, you tell up ya f..... your cousin
If that don't work, you talk about your daughters
And they'll go away
If we'd a stuck to this philosophy,
We'd still own these beautiful Ozarks.

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From:: Ramon, Queens Black Watch Band.
Ya know how tha Rollin Stones is lika Scotsman? ....
The Rollin Stones say Hey You, Get offa my cloud
A Scotsman willl say, Hey, McCloud, get offa my EWE.

ORLIS Says ...
The Ozarks were settled by mostly Scots,
Ya know, the Roman empire gave up at Scotland ,
They just built a wall, Adrian's wall.

The British tried for a thousand years,
Couldn't kill the culture.
Ya know what a Scotsman ul'll say,
F... the king, brang im on.

He's got big ears and cross eyes.
I'll rolla rock down on him.

Thay's hillbillies
And Ya Know
the bagpipe is the most obnoxious instrument ever invented.

I don't ever agree to taking life,
(especially innocents)
But ... Osama Ben Laden is a hillbilly
You can be the Roman Empire,
You can be the British Empire,
You can be the Roming Empire.
With the biggest high-tech Army on Earth,
But you can't stop a hillbilly, he'll hide in a cave and roll a rock atcha.
If ya wanta catch im, send a hillbilly after him.

Tennesee Williams rocks!

You know what?
Yankees cain't make music
Yankees cain't make love
They cain't make literature
They cain't make time to sit on the porch with their friends
All they can make is money.
And then they really screw things up.